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| Listen All | Person A | Person B |
A: "What are you looking at?"
B: "Yo Mike. Did you see that girl walking up the stairs?"
A: "No. What girl?"
B: "Damn. She was the hottest thing I have ever seen."
A: "What was she wearing?"
B: "She had this tiny skirt on and you could see her panties when she was walking up the stairs."
A: "Oh man. I missed it. What did she look like?"
B: "She had long brown hair and she had a round chest that was showing some cleavage. I was scoping her out and when she started going up stairs, I saw her panties man."
A: "I can't believe I missed it."
B: "Let's go upstairs. You can check her out."
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| 2 |
| Listen All | Person A | Person B |
A: "Yo Matt. How goes it man?"
B: "Pretty good. What have you been up to?"
A: "You know that chick in psychology class?"
B: "Yeah. You only talk about her every other day."
A: "I can't get her out of my mind. She is damn fine."
B: "Why don't you go talk to her then?"
A: "I think she is out of my league."
B: "Chicken. Somebody is only out of your league if you think so. What do you see in her anyway? She is a little chubby dude."
A: "She is not. She has a nice figure. And she has such a pretty face."
B: "Whatever. If you think so."
A: "You like skinny ass girls or something?"
B: "I like normal girls without any flab hanging out."
A: "Now you're exaggerating you freak."
B: "Seriously, I like a girl who is fit and likes to exercise."
A: "How about personality?"
B: "It doesn't matter until you are thinking about marriage and I'm not thinking about that yet."
A: "Well, I'm looking so I don't care that much about figure. As long as she is nice and sweet."
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| 3 |
| Listen All | Person A | Person B |
A: "Who do you think is hotter? Britney or Christina?"
B: "That's a no brainer. Christina is way hotter. You think Britney is hotter than Christina?"
A: "She has some serious curves that turn me on. And I like the way she moves. I think she's sexy."
B: "Ok. How about between the three girls on Friends? Who do you think is the cutest?"
A: "I like Phoebe the most. She is so funny it cracks me up."
B: "Ok. I agree with you there. Let's change the scenario a little. If you were stuck on an island, who would you choose to be with?"
A: "I'd take Britney Spears. I have this thing about her."
B: "No way man. How about Catherine Zeta Jones? She is absolutely beautiful."
A: "Yeah. I always thought that Michael Douglas was a lucky bastard."
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